Infallible

First date.

I wait.

No show.

I go.

We talk.

Wrong night?!

Both sure

We’re right.

He takes

His mistake;

My crown

Quite straight.

New day.

I say,

“See show?

Let’s go.

Show time

At five.

You wait,

I’ll drive…”

And then I said, “I’ll pick you up at five thirty.” He said, “uh, five thirty? You mean four thirty.”

Uh-oh,

I see.

Well, dang,

That was me!

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